Watching TV While Male (WTVWM)

So, did you catch the intro to "Grey's Anatomy" on TV last night after the Super Bowl? The intro designed to capture all of us testosterone charged males into their medical drama?

You know, the dream sequence that opened the show with the 3 hot female intern doctors all in the shower together? Soaping each other up. Looking lustily into each other's eyes.

"Are you watching this?", said the Mrs. - disgustedly- from the living room.

Me - in the kitchen with my throbbing 13", TV that is:

Internal dialogue: Oh, yeah. You've got my attention. Soap her up! Go for it and kiss her already!

External dialogue: "I'm sorry. What did you say? I'm working on the computer."