Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Porn Legends on My Radio!
"Would you like to add Playboy Radio to your service? It's free."
I had to think about that for a minute.
The man on the phone was reactivating my Sirius Radio package. It came free with my car, but must have run out because it stopped. I have a long commute every day, so I wanted it again.
Love it. All the music channels - something for all of my moods. For me that means Current Hits, Coffee House, Blue Grass, Radio Margaritaville, New Country, and The Beat - techno. And 70's hits. That last one is a clue to my age, and will be important again here in a minute.
But, the Playboy Channel? I'll have to think about that.
I have to have talk radio, too. Especially Fox News, so I can listen to Britt Hume or O'Reilly on the way home. An ocassional hour of TalkLeft or some NPR.
But, the Playboy Channel? I'll have to think about that.
And comedy. I live on the comedy channels. Just discovered Blue Collar Radio, and I laughed my ass off (LMAO) all the way to work yesterday. Funny goes a long way.
But, the Playboy Channel? I'll have to think about that. Why? Well, I was taking a lot of grief already just for having Howard Stern on the dial. Not that I listened to him often. Just that it was there. How much grief would I get with the Playboy Channel?
"Sure, throw it in." I'll take the grief. I'm going to be a little smart about it, though, and not save it as a preset. I have channel 1 saved (Hits). Just hit it, and go down one channel. Easy.
So, day one I tune it in on my way home. Right away, I'm sold.
I hear two smoking sexy voices excitedly chatting on sex topics. Some talk about one of them being naked in the studio. More talk about one of them trimming the other one's pussy hair while they are on the air. Nice.
And they repeat their full names at every opportunity: Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon! Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn. Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon. You get the idea. I can't believe my very aroused ears. I get an instant twitch in my dick just hearing their names.
Remember that 70's station? Well, I strongly relate to the music that I listened to in my formative high school/college years. Same with porn. When I started watching porn it was Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon (and Tom Byron - but hey, he's a guy so let's move on). Late 70's / early 80's. Way before Jenna Jameson and Jessie Jane. Way before. But, I remember my first best. Ginger and Christy! I can still remember scenes that I saw of them back then. They're gorgeous and sexy and very talented porn stars.
Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon. In my memories, and now on my radio. Unbelieveable!
I got to listen for an hour or so. Listened to an interview they did with a dom and his slave Nikki. Explicit. Very explicit. Hot. Very hot. I sat in my car in my driveway when I got home as long as I could - not wanting to turn it off.
Thank you ladies, Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn!, for the pleasure you gave me back when and again last night.
I know how I'm going to spend my long evening commute now. Fox News and Larry the Cable Guy will have to wait.
