Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Random Vacuous Lustings

I've been so busy lately that I've barely had time to lust after anyone. Barely.

Here's an off-the-top-of-my-head list of the ladies that I've meaninglessly lusted after in the last couple of weeks:

  • the imaginiative ladies who emailed me submissions for my naughty favor request. Yeow! Ladies! Very nice.
  • all of the sexy ladies of whatever legal age wearing skimpy attire at the theme park. Let's hear it for sheer wraps over bikinis and for jean skirts.
  • Nicole Ritchie of "The Simple Life". Hot. Sassy. Petite. I like.
  • "Dee" from the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
  • "Candy" - the ditsy girl that Jon Cryer is dating in "Two and a Half Men".
  • Janelle and Erika from "Big Brother All Stars".
  • Lauren from MTV's "The Hills".
  • "Tiger" from VH1's "Flavor of Love".

Porn Star of the Week: Inari Vachs from an "airtight" genre DVD I watched this week. (Ask me what "airtight" means!) I've met Inari in person when she was a feature dancer at a strip club. She's pretty, this girl. And skilled at on-camera sex. I also listened to the audio of the DVD while I drove home last week just to hear her give a blowjob. Worth it.

Here's to vacuous, meaningless, random lust.

posted by Semi-Celibate Man @ 4:39 PM | 0 comments


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