Soft Country Porn

I have this thing now for country music. Ever since I made a recent excursion to Music City and the Grand Ole Opry.

So, not only do I have two country music channels on my presets in the car now, but I regularly stop by the Great American Country channel on cable. They actually still play music videos. Country music videos.


Some of which, as it turns out, are startlingly close to soft core porn. Not the booty shaking grind porn like the hip-hop videos. No. These are the cute blonde role-playing in outfits (cheerleader, nurse, name-your-hot-stereotype)videos.

Yes, I'm talking about Taylor Swift, and her "you belong with me" or whatever it's called. Even cuter is her hot brunette doppelganger.

Yes, I'm talking about Carrie Underwood and her "american girl" video. Wow.

Yes Yes, I'm talking about Kellie Pickler's "best days" video, featuring Taylor Swift. Two hot blondes, smiling and singing.

Wow. Makes a nearly-half-century-old-gezer-dude's heart beat fast. I know. I'm a perv. A country-vixen-loving perv.