Saturday, December 24, 2011

Alone in the Dark

I saw "New Years Eve" last night. A thoroughly charming romantic comedy. By myself. Sucks.

Jealous of the couples in the theater.

I can make you laugh. I can get you off. I am a good kisser.

I miss being intimate with a lovely lady.

Oh well. Happy Holidays all.
posted by Semi-Celibate Man @ 9:41 AM | 0 comments


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