Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I Miss Sex

Dialogue from the new "Two and a Half Men"

Ashton Kutcher: "I had sex with two girls last night."

Jon Cryer: "I masturbated and cried myself to sleep."

AK: "I like my night better."

I like his night better too.

Celibate. Not semi. Celibate. Damn.
posted by Semi-Celibate Man @ 10:50 PM | 0 comments


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